A recent study* reported that 92% of Americans in the workforce work with one ore more dumbasses.
And if you are one of those unfortunate 92% of the population and work in an environment with moving parts, then you owe it to your co-worker dumbasses to grab a pack or two of these warning decals.
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This pepper spray keychain is the perfect gift for anyone you want to keep safe. The unit can shoot a stream of pepper spray at high velocity up to ten feet
Name your poison. This six can beer or soda holster is a great gift for anyone that wants to keep their refreshments close and safe from harm.
Fits any normal can, this holster is easily adjustable to fit any waist size. Made with a camouflage material to aid in hiding your stash of beverages.
Got one of those annoying neighbors that is too cheap to buy his own tools and figures you are a free rental shop? Stick one of these bad boys on your tool chest and the next time he comes begging, just point at the sign and shrug. Hey, if it’s a written policy, you can’t break it, right?