Caffeinated Soap

Caffeinated Soap

If you are like the majority of adults in this world, you need your morning caffeine fix just to get moving. That is exactly what this caffeinated soap will do.

Life sucks, get over it.  And with this caffeinated soap you can.  That’s right, this soap is infused with caffeine to give your body that extra jump start it needs in the morning.  Did you know that caffeine can be absorbed directly through the skin?  Well I didn’t either but the government probably did a big expensive study to figure this out and then someone got the <great??>idea to make a soap and add caffeine.

I think this is a better idea than injecting caffeine directly into the bloodstream.  And way more fun.  Now if they’d just make the Weener Kleener soap with caffeine, you could really wake up!