If you are going to injure yourself anyways, you might as well do it with the style and flair that comes with any bacon type item. Hopefully you are considerate enough to injure yourself in a location where everyone around you can enjoy the wonderful and fulfilling view of your bacon wrapped skin gash.
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Why this product was ever made, or why we ever decided to add it to this site, only – well you know – knows. I wonder if Carrie Underwood has one of these on the dash of her car? It is probably not a good idea to take this dash ornament with you on your next tour through the middle East. Just saying…..